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amaitsumi:

Welcome to our hell
Original by まよ: [click]

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doctorsherlocklokison:

im-depressed-but-funny:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

i am literally the only person in my history class who has been turning in work consistently all year and i just got an email from my professor saying that if i’m not feeling up to it i dont have to bother writing the 18 page final paper he assigned i just have to not tell anybody god is real

For a while i thought you meant that you had to not tell people that god was real.

This is why punctuation was created

This is why lack of punctuation is hilarious

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thor-oughly-amused:

nietzscheisdead:

i love practical jokes that inconvenience overworked underpaid wage laborers, why doesnt everyone be an ass to get notes on tumblr 

I am one of those overworked, underpaid wage laborers, but if I came across this in the mystery section at my store, I’d probably just sit on the floor and laugh for a good twenty minutes before they sent ‘the crazy one’ home.

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thatnerdyemo:

Daily Life with Sherlock, John, James and Mycroft.

Not my art.

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yahoo:

staff:

magsby:

petition for tumblr staff to leave

we don’t want to be here anyway

david karp holds us hostage

send help

We paid David good money to keep you here

You’re not going anywhere

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kamoe:

So I went looking at Gordon Ramsay videos and found this and laughed for about 10 minutes.

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If you piss me off I will beat you with my shoe, spray deodorant in your eyes and shove a packet of tampons down your throat. Simple as that.

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cadenzaaaa:

this is my favorite vine ever

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ispeakbutnoonelistens:

smaugwithablog:

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sqwhoretle:

turntechdestiel:

thepondseleven:

harry-p-ron-w:

amoying:

nasturbate:

marshtomping:

nasturbate:

(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom

are you saying only females of the white race urinate

yes

i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902

How old r u

17

*whispers* how long have you been 17

I know what you are

Say it.Say it out loud.

WILDCATS

THIS FUCKING WEBSITE

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