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If you piss me off I will beat you with my shoe, spray deodorant in your eyes and shove a packet of tampons down your throat. Simple as that.

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cadenzaaaa:

this is my favorite vine ever

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ispeakbutnoonelistens:

smaugwithablog:

wwwgoodreads:

sqwhoretle:

turntechdestiel:

thepondseleven:

harry-p-ron-w:

amoying:

nasturbate:

marshtomping:

nasturbate:

(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom

are you saying only females of the white race urinate

yes

i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902

How old r u

17

*whispers* how long have you been 17

I know what you are

Say it.Say it out loud.

WILDCATS

THIS FUCKING WEBSITE

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ben-c:

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if someone ever calls u a mean name just respond “nah” like how do you even respond to that realistically 

some person: hey asstown 
you: nah 
some person:

i think my favourite part about this post is that out of all the mean names someone could realistically call you, they chose “asstown”

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blogwithmeifyouwanttolive:

At my school there’s a rule that only one student can be out of class at a time with a hall pass, but today in math a bunch of people forgot their graphing calculators so my math teacher yelled, “EVERYBODY, GO. RUN. THEY CAN’T CATCHH ALL OF YOU.”

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david-browie:

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beckybotsford:

whenever u feel sad just remember that there are billions of cells in ur body and all they care about is u

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is that fucking osmosis jones

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rainbowflyer:

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moject-prayhem:

don’t you dare not reblog!!!!!!

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If you don’t reblog this I’m judging you.

Just one.

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NEVER EVER EVER STOP REBLOGGING THIS EVER

I would be. I may not know all of you but it would devastate

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pish-taco:

this gets even funnier when you learn it wasn’t scripted; misha wasn’t paying attention so richard intervened

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